slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

to be intoxicated

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Slow or dumb

The feeling when you are utterly out of your mind, the furthest point of intoxication yet still remaining conscious. Can also be used as a noun. A person who slizzes is a slizz.